Jeanne-Marie (Aurora) Beaubier

ATTENTION MES AMIS! I, too, will be holding lessons in my room for those of you who want to learn how Not To Be Boring. As a demonstration of good will and a commitment to my cause, the first glass of vodka will be free.

I do not need volunteers for tutors because most of you have proved incapable of being able to have a FABULOUS TIME and need all of the help that you can get, oui?!

DO YOU ALL HEAR THAT? OUI, IT IS MY MUSIC! Come up and dance with me SVP. If you do not I shall think you are all a boring festival of snores. To those of you who I already think that of, COME UP AND PROVE ME WRONG. No witches allowed.

( Jean-Paul )

[The morning after waking up to find all of this!]

( Jean-Paul )

In light of recent events, I think seeking guidance and asking for God's protection might help; prayer is a good way of settling one's fears. St Anne's is a lovely Church, if I can recommend it. It's on Colorado Avenue. They do some very nice cupcakes for after the service, of which my brother is quite fond.


( Private to Jean-Paul )

BONJOUR! Who has some scissors? I want to cut my hair off. Cut it all off and give it to the homeless bald lady down the street!

I think I would like a boyfriend! Apply by way of mon frere Jean-Paul, s'il vous plait. Successful applicant will be able to make out for extended periods of time in the rain, like to give me lovely chocolates and also enjoy long frolics on the beach! Also must be available for the fourteenth of February!

Applications close when I say so!

The next time someone sees that God forsaken harlot Aurora, would they be so kind as to tell her that I do not appreciate having my books defaced in such an inappropriate manner.

I would be very much obliged. Merci.

TOMORROW IT IS MON FRERE'S BIRHTDAY. This means it is also MINE. We had better celebrate accordingly S'IL VOUS PLAIT MES AMIS.

Also, to those of you who gave me Christmas presents (which were all très magnifique, merci), if I have not seen you yet, YOU MUST COME AND FIND ME, FOR I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

Bonjour mes amis! Today, I think I may go to New York, to find the writer of that piece of news FUCK HIM UP.

If anyone upsets mon frère today the same will happen to them! MERCI BEAUCOUP.


ALSO. JEAN-PAUL IS NOT A DISGRACED SWIMMER. HE IS A CHAMPION. THAT WAS ALL BULLSHIT AND LIES.

IF I WERE TO FLY TO CAMBODIA FOR FUNSIES WHO WOULD A) BE SAD THAT I WAS GONE AND HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME WITH THE TIGERS AND ASIANS, B) COME WITH ME?


MY BROTHER THINKS THAT I WOULD MAKE A BAD MOTHER :(
HE IS WRONG, OUI?


Edited November, 17 2008 10:10 AM